So it felt such a looooooong time since I was waiting to be interviewed at MM communications and did not realise that Joseph Gordon Levitt was going to interview me.
Of course I was nervous but the moment I realised that he was skeptical of even considering me for the position, I kinda went off about all the fields I'd worked in and projects I'd taken up. Like you could see it written on his face that he was either genuinely worried or somehow not welcoming of the idea of me working here.
To everyone's surprise I made it to the company and was part of this huge orientation where- surprise surprise- I saw him again. I tried to ignore the man who clearly was not comfortable by the sight of me during the interview. But this really sweet, bubbly blonde kept giggling throughout the orientation telling how Joseph Gordon Levitt kept looking on my direction.
At first I thought she was making fun of me but whenever I intentionally or unintentionally looked in his direction I would literally freeze at that fucking intense glare in my direction.
And it did not stop there? After the orientation when we were assigned our profiles, this bitch had the audacity to idk tell HR to put me in his team or something.
It was just day 1 man. Just. Day. 1. And he gave me shit ton of work. Day 1. I did not even have lunch. And whenever I went to his cabin he would send me off to make me run MORE ERRANDS!!!!!
By 4 on his cabin clock I practically just barged in to have a say in whatever this was. Before I could say anything, Mr Joseph Gordon Levitt stood up and told me to 'go away, I'm busy right now.' and before I could say anything, I fainted from exhaustion, falling towards the grey tiles before his caught me.
He gasped as black smoke pushed him away and picked me up by my throat to transform itself into a wicked-witch-of-the-west Kate Walsh.
And I fucking woke up so angry because I have watched NO media with Joseph Gordon Levitt for AGES!!!!!
WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK??????????